{"product_id":"eat-pussy-while-its-still-legal-shirt","title":"Eat Pussy While It's Still Legal Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eA public service announcement. A call to action. A limited-time offer from the universe itself. A hilariously bold shirt for men and women with dirty senses of humor and a sense of urgency. Perfect inappropriate gift for birthdays, bachelor and bachelorette parties, Valentine's Day, or anyone who treats this as a genuine civic duty.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":57888278085963,"sku":"16815656602568078271","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":57888278118731,"sku":"21372006081336101198","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":57888278151499,"sku":"30468566193995813009","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":57888278184267,"sku":"12945183499364445124","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":57888278217035,"sku":"20196319811409707978","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":57888278249803,"sku":"66313873210526685287","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":57888278282571,"sku":"32137932361560305881","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":57888278315339,"sku":"30045292600723346098","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":57888278348107,"sku":"36792774272579144479","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":57888278380875,"sku":"30907223069156881516","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":57888278413643,"sku":"66164896115342293716","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":57888278446411,"sku":"16427775825042807683","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":57888278479179,"sku":"31833697474244612967","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0873\/0158\/7275\/files\/12022309759656233268_2048.jpg?v=1784293621","url":"https:\/\/head-turningdesign.com\/products\/eat-pussy-while-its-still-legal-shirt","provider":"Head Turning Design","version":"1.0","type":"link"}