First I Queef Then I Do Things Shirt

Crank up the laughs and keep it cheeky with our "First I Queef. Then I Do Things" shirt! This bold and irreverent design is perfect for anyone who loves starting their day with a bang—or a queef! Whether you’re the life of the party or just want to add some edgy humor to your wardrobe, this tee is your go-to for fun.

Great Gift For:

• The Life of the Party – For that one friend who always knows how to make everyone laugh and loves a good inappropriate joke, this shirt is a surefire hit!
• Bachelorette Party Fun – Perfect for adding a cheeky touch to any bachelorette party or girls' night out, this tee is great for the bride-to-be or her squad!
• Bold & Confident Women – Ideal for women who love to express their bold personalities with humor and wit, this shirt lets them showcase their cheeky side with style.
• Funny Gag Gift for Wife or Girlfriend – Surprise your partner with this hilarious tee that will leave them laughing for days. It’s the ultimate gag gift for someone who doesn’t take life too seriously!

Good To Know:

• We use Bella+Canvas 3001 T-shirts, made of superior combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Perfect fit for both men and women (See size chart under images)
• Made to order, the design is printed directly onto the tee! You don’t have to worry anymore about scratchy transfer films or corners lifting as it happens with vinyl designs.
• Made of high quality, durable fabric, lightweight, and screen printed, it's an excellent choice for both men and women.
• Eco-Friendly, 100% Sweatshop Free and Platinum WRAP Certified.
• Your tee will be ready for WORLDWIDE shipping within 2-5 business days.