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Queef Queen Shirt
Queef Queen Shirt
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Embrace your royal status with our hilarious "Queef Queen" shirt! This cheeky and bold statement piece is perfect for those who love to own their sense of humor and aren't afraid to get a little inappropriate. Whether you're the queen of laughs or just enjoy a good giggle, this shirt is sure to make you and your friends crack up.
Great Gift For:
- Wives & Girlfriends: A cheeky and hilarious gift for the special woman in your life who loves a good laugh.
- Bachelorette Parties: The perfect shirt for the bride-to-be or her party squad who aren’t afraid to get a little inappropriate.
- Best Friends: For the friend who’s always cracking jokes and knows how to keep things fun and lighthearted.
- Party-Goers: Great for girls’ nights, bachelorette events, or any occasion where laughter is the best accessory!
Fit & Sizing
Fit & Sizing
See measurement chart among the product images.
Our tees are printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 - a unisex tee with a crew neck and a modern retail/classic fit that’s flattering without feeling tight. It’s side-seamed (so it keeps its shape) and built for everyday comfort.
Pick your vibe:
- True to size = clean, everyday fit.
- Size up 1 = more relaxed / “I’m here for comfort (and chaos)” fit.
- Between sizes? Go up for breathing room, down for a closer fit.
The no-nonsense way to choose the right size:
Grab your favorite t-shirt at home, lay it flat, and measure:
- Chest width (armpit to armpit)
- Body length (from the High Point Shoulder / HPS to the hem)
Those are the exact measurement points used on the official 3001 spec chart.
Heads up: “Unisex sizing” basically means it’s designed to fit a wide range of bodies - if you want a more fitted look, stay true to size; if you want it roomier, size up.
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
We ship fast (because your new favorite shirt shouldn’t have to suffer). Here are our average delivery times:
- USA: 2–5 business days
- Canada / Australia / Rest of World: 10–30 business days
Everything is made to order, so please allow 2–3 business days for production first (holidays can take 2–5 business days). Tracking vibes: immaculate. Patience vibes: appreciated.
Free Returns & 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee
Free Returns & 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee
Changed your mind? Wrong size? Decided you don’t want to traumatize Aunt Karen this Thanksgiving? All good.
- 30 days from delivery to return it for a full refund
- Free returns — we cover return shipping
- Email us with your order number + “RETURN” in the subject, and we’ll send a prepaid label
We can’t accept items that are worn, washed, damaged, or custom/personalized.
Premium Quality
Premium Quality
We print on the BELLA+CANVAS 3001 because it’s the kind of tee that feels “nice” the second you put it on - and still looks good after repeat wear.
- Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton: smoother, softer, and cleaner than standard cotton (less junk in the fibers = nicer feel).
- Lightweight but not flimsy: 4.2 oz fabric with 32 singles for a premium, smooth finish.
- Retail fit + side-seamed: holds its shape and drapes better than boxy “promo tees.”
- Built details: shoulder-to-shoulder taping, cover-stitched collar/sleeves, and a tear-away label for comfort.
In short: premium softness, better fit, and a cleaner canvas for the print — so your shirt turns heads for the right reasons.
GPSR
GPSR
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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