Head Turning Design

Stop Looking at My Ass

$29.99 USD

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Color Black

Size XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL

This tee does the talking so you don’t have to. “Stop looking at my ass” is bold, sassy, and guaranteed to get laughs from the people who can take a joke (and probably deserved the call-out). Wear it when you’re feeling confident, a little chaotic, and not here for subtlety.

Great Gift For:

Friends with big confidence and bigger attitude
The one who’s always getting “accidentally” stared at
Gym girls/guys who love a funny statement tee
Party people who enjoy cheeky, attention-grabbing humor
Anyone who likes setting boundaries… with comedy

Fit & Sizing

See measurement chart among the product images.

Our tees are printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 - a unisex tee with a crew neck and a modern retail/classic fit that’s flattering without feeling tight. It’s side-seamed (so it keeps its shape) and built for everyday comfort.

Pick your vibe:

True to size = clean, everyday fit.
Size up 1 = more relaxed / “I’m here for comfort (and chaos)” fit.
Between sizes? Go up for breathing room, down for a closer fit.

The no-nonsense way to choose the right size:

Grab your favorite t-shirt at home, lay it flat, and measure:

Chest width (armpit to armpit)
Body length (from the High Point Shoulder / HPS to the hem)

Those are the exact measurement points used on the official 3001 spec chart.

Heads up: “Unisex sizing” basically means it’s designed to fit a wide range of bodies - if you want a more fitted look, stay true to size; if you want it roomier, size up.

Shipping & Delivery

We ship fast (because your new favorite shirt shouldn’t have to suffer). Here are our average delivery times:

USA: 2–5 business days
Canada / Australia / Rest of World: 10–30 business days

Everything is made to order, so please allow 2–3 business days for production first (holidays can take 2–5 business days). Tracking vibes: immaculate. Patience vibes: appreciated.

Free Returns & 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee

Changed your mind? Wrong size? Decided you don’t want to traumatize Aunt Karen this Thanksgiving? All good.

30 days from delivery to return it for a full refund
Free returns — we cover return shipping
Email us with your order number + “RETURN” in the subject, and we’ll send a prepaid label

We can’t accept items that are worn, washed, damaged, or custom/personalized.

Premium Quality

We print on the BELLA+CANVAS 3001 because it’s the kind of tee that feels “nice” the second you put it on - and still looks good after repeat wear.

Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton: smoother, softer, and cleaner than standard cotton (less junk in the fibers = nicer feel).
Lightweight but not flimsy: 4.2 oz fabric with 32 singles for a premium, smooth finish.
Retail fit + side-seamed: holds its shape and drapes better than boxy “promo tees.”
Built details: shoulder-to-shoulder taping, cover-stitched collar/sleeves, and a tear-away label for comfort.

In short: premium softness, better fit, and a cleaner canvas for the print — so your shirt turns heads for the right reasons.

GPSR

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean