Cut through the nonsense and let your tee do the talking—'They Aren't Going to Suck Themselves'! Flaunt your unapologetic humor and show the world that subtlety is overrated. It’s bold, it’s cheeky, and it's everything you never knew you needed.
Great Gift For:
Bachelor/Bachelorette Parties: The must-have tee for pre-wedding mischief.
Best Buddies & Roommates: Perfect for that friend who thrives on edgy humor.
Novelty Tee Collectors: A standout addition to any gag shirt lineup.
Party Animals: Great for bar nights, festivals, or any event where laughs are mandatory.
Anyone with a Sense of Adventure: Ideal for those who love to push boundaries and embrace the outrageous.
Good To Know:
We use Bella+Canvas 3001 T-shirts, made of superior combed and ring-spun cotton.
Perfect fit for both men and women (See size chart under images)
Made to order, the design is printed directly onto the tee! You don’t have to worry anymore about scratchy transfer films or corners lifting as it happens with vinyl designs.
Made of high quality, durable fabric, lightweight, and screen printed, it's an excellent choice for both men and women.
Eco-Friendly, 100% Sweatshop Free and Platinum WRAP Certified.
Your tee will be ready for WORLDWIDE shipping within 2-5 business days.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
